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THE ANSWER: SHOVEL READY - And the Question: Describe CNN's critique of Obama's debate performance.

JANUARY 21, 2013 - What day will Obama be eligible for 99 weeks of unemployment, Welfare, Food Stamps, & Free Cell Phones?

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More politifakes by GrouchoMarxist

romneyisatool - November 6, 2012, 11:56 pm
Hey, Groucho.... you want to reconsider this poster.... looks like YOU JUST GOT TEABAGGED, teabagger by O. hahhahahahahaha...
arnnatz - October 10, 2012, 9:35 pm
Clinton is the one that signed the amended law stating only 10 years. It doesn't have any effect on him, but does on everyone after him
simplegenius - October 10, 2012, 8:56 pm
actually he'd have to declare his pension to receive unemployment and he may be eligible, my co worker gets unemployment cause he went to a lower paying job so he gets a part of the difference as long as he works 39 hours or less. go figure. lol.
simplegenius - October 10, 2012, 8:55 pm
lol Chelsea Clinton still has Secret Service body guards if I am not mistaken. But Obama might get unemployment but he makes too much on pension for welfare.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:40 am
The really great thing about that law, arnnatz is that it was signed into law by Clinton and it affects every POTUS AFTER him. Slick Willy gets lifetime protection. Got that bit of info straight from a Secret Service agent.
arnnatz - October 8, 2012, 1:19 am
Not quite understanding the american law are we? In 1997, Congress enacted legislation (Public Law 103-329) that limits Secret Service protection for former presidents to 10 years after leaving office.
GrouchoMarxist - October 7, 2012, 10:53 pm
Both of you.... Stuff it.. You're idiots
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 9:27 pm
nevermind speaking engagements & other things. im sure he will make over a mil a year......
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 9:27 pm
He gets a fat cheque & body guards for life like all ex presidents, so he isnt worried....
terroraustralis - October 7, 2012, 8:15 pm
and before you say im some kind of obama lover, keep in mind that i'm point out that the situation is WORSE than you're implying. instead of taking 20k per year from the taxpayer after retirement, he will be taking 200k per year, at least.
terroraustralis - October 7, 2012, 8:14 pm
its funny, because his presidential pension renders him unable to qualify for welfare. way to demonstrate an understanding of how the welfare system works mate...

THE ANSWER: 48 HOURS - The Question: What is the life expectancy of US ambassadors in the Middle East?

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